January 2012
1 post
brandnewswastikas:
A pun-based stage production called A Play on Words
December 2011
3 posts
brandnewswastikas:
“Music is my life”
- Somebody with a rare disease where they have to have music playing at all times or they’ll die
brandnewswastikas:
“Please excuse my dear aunt Sally”
- Some guy asking for his fiancé’s parent’s forgiveness after his homophobic aunt said some really offensive stuff at the dinner table
November 2011
1 post
Games for really unpopular children.
nedhepburn:
Sadminton.
Connect Four Or Go To Your Room.
Super Racist Mario.
Tambourine Hero.
Jenga.
Sonic The Hedge.
October 2011
7 posts
when is someone going to ask me on a date to see the human centipede 2 with them?
September 2011
8 posts
3 tags
“fucking crumbs everywhere”
– anyone who has ever eaten a nature valley bar (via redsuspenders)
August 2011
5 posts
synecdoche:
i think 80% of land line phone usage is on MTV reality shows
3 tags
3 tags
July 2011
12 posts
redsuspenders:
why does every teen girl want to move to france?
“I opened my Doritos bag upside down and I’m very disappointed with myself.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
Determine Your Blood Type
fakescience:
June 2011
5 posts
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
4 posts
December 2010
3 posts
