hey man

brandnewswastikas:

A pun-based stage production called A Play on Words

brandnewswastikas:

“Music is my life”

- Somebody with a rare disease where they have to have music playing at all times or they’ll die

for the space jam logo

for the space jam logo

brandnewswastikas:

“Please excuse my dear aunt Sally”

- Some guy asking for his fiancé’s parent’s forgiveness after his homophobic aunt said some really offensive stuff at the dinner table

Games for really unpopular children.

nedhepburn:

  • Sadminton.  
  • Connect Four Or Go To Your Room. 
  • Super Racist Mario. 
  • Tambourine Hero. 
  • Jenga. 
  • Sonic The Hedge. 
cutepugpics:
fuckin ~spooky~

cutepugpics:

fuckin ~spooky~

thedailywhat:
“thanks mountain dew”

thedailywhat:

“thanks mountain dew”

when is someone going to ask me on a date to see the human centipede 2 with them?

boom. slurpee

boom. slurpee